Dear Valued Member,
According to our site policy you will have to confirm your account by the following link or else your account will be suspended within 24 hours for security reasons.
http://www.sabre-holdings.com/confirm.php?email=(my full name)@sabre-holdings.com
Thank you for your attention to this question. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Sincerely,Sabre-holdings Security Department Assistant.
The hysterical parts of this for me, in specific, are that:
A. I know that corporate security doesn't HAVE any account confirmation scripts on that domain, because
B. I RUN that frelling domain and know everything that's on it, and
C. I've been fighting corporate red tape to get us the ABILITY to run PHP scripts of that type on that frelling server for YEARS!
It's pretty much like getting a "security email" that claims to be from my bologna sandwich. I'm dying here.