Me: *swings by shop downstairs to pick up soda* Oh hey! Anti-stress tea full of healthy deoxidants and stuff! I'll try some!
Me: *happily chugs tea at desk* Hmmm... having a hard time concentrating all of a sudden... *looks at label on empty bottle*
Label: Decaffeinated tea, chamomile, valerian root. Sucka!
Me: OH FUUUuuuurrggzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Overhead pipes: *randomly bust out with a cacophonic rumbling groan*
Me: *bolts awake with keyboard-imprint on forehead* OMGWTFGJALLAR-HORN! ARRGH!
Coworker: AGGH! WHAT?!
Overhead pipes: *fall silent, snickering*
Me: Er, sorry. *rubs head* Y'know, Heimdall?
I suppose the lessons for today are that 1. I am a big ol' mythology dork, and 2. some part of my subconscious apparently considers me to be somewhat godly, at least.