"Oh hey, you're on the verge of REALLY screwing something up! But you can't know what it is! Oh, and the more you think about it, the more likely you're going to screw it up! Sooooo, you just get to sit back and wait for everything to come crashing down! Or not! And you won't know if you avoided it, because the only way you'll know if it's over is if it DOES go wrong! HA HA HA!"
OBTomatoNationism: SHUT UP, ASTROLOGY. TOTALLY.
I don't put any great weight on horoscopes, and that goes triple for computer-generated ones. I'm mainly just annoyed that it perfectly summed up a neurotic worry that I already get periodically but have managed to shake recently. So getting an email "from the COOOOSMOS!!1!" that's trying to pry the lid off that particular box feels almost like a personal swipe. Logically, I know it's not, but it's first thing in the morning for me, so I'm allowed a bit of piss off, cosmos!-type personification, I think. ;)