This just snapped me RIGHT the heck out of it.
Yes, that's Anna Nicole Smith. According to a couple translations, the article is about her being hired (for over $100,000) to appear at an Australian Oscar party "to add glamour". But when she arrived, her glamour consisted of declaring Australia to be "the most prettiest country I have ever been to" and then demanding "where are the damn f...ing kangaroos?", followed up with an inebriated lap-dance on a FOX executive.
I don't know about you, but I'm certainly feeling better by comparison. (Original article found linked at wtf_inc, confirmed the quotes & reported actions via Googling Australian newspapers)