Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
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Link ganked from childfree

Can't find a truly ORIGINAL baby name any more? Too many Mehkynzyies and Braendynns already running around in daycare? Fear no longer! It's The Unique Baby Name Inventor! By randomly piecing together pieces of old, stodgy, pronounceable names, you're almost guaranteed to find a one-of-a-kind moniker for your upcoming spawn! Some examples:

Ctabelan: "Ia! Ia! Ctabelan, come in for dinner!"

Xeroluch: Coming to X-Box in 2006.

Wnev: You can make plenty of money doing tie-ins with a radio station!

Yong: What kid didn't secretly want to be named after a cartoon sound effect?

But, wait! you say. What if I have a boy? (Of COURSE those are girls' names. Duh.) There's a boy-name generator too!

Kndyr: Because we say FUCK THE VOWELS! WST SYD CNSNNYNTS 4-VR, MTHRFKR!

Oddudlen: Don't worry, other children would NEVER create cruel nicknames out of such a thing. Why? Because it's UNIQUE! We guarantee it!

Jamil: Er... *cough* Moving along...

Pustoph: Sounding like a German venereal disease is all the rage this year.

Rraha: This has the added benefit of teaching your child to laugh maniacally at a young age.

Make sure your child isn't traumatized and taunted by his peers for having a boring, common name! Create your own TODAY!
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