Ctabelan: "Ia! Ia! Ctabelan, come in for dinner!"
Xeroluch: Coming to X-Box in 2006.
Wnev: You can make plenty of money doing tie-ins with a radio station!
Yong: What kid didn't secretly want to be named after a cartoon sound effect?
But, wait! you say. What if I have a boy? (Of COURSE those are girls' names. Duh.) There's a boy-name generator too!
Kndyr: Because we say FUCK THE VOWELS! WST SYD CNSNNYNTS 4-VR, MTHRFKR!
Oddudlen: Don't worry, other children would NEVER create cruel nicknames out of such a thing. Why? Because it's UNIQUE! We guarantee it!
Jamil: Er... *cough* Moving along...
Pustoph: Sounding like a German venereal disease is all the rage this year.
Rraha: This has the added benefit of teaching your child to laugh maniacally at a young age.
Make sure your child isn't traumatized and taunted by his peers for having a boring, common name! Create your own TODAY!