*equips to bigass fighter*
Sword: So, what's the plan?!
Fighter: Do you have any advice, O sword?
Sword: Okay, so we find a really rich guy, right? Then we KILL HIM! Then we find a RICHER GUY. Then we KILL HIM TOO! WOO HOO!
Me: Oh Christ, I've found flemco in a sword. Great.