Optimist: Oh thank goodness this didn't happen while I still had to go to work feeling like this, or even worse, when Trin was over. I'm so lucky this happened when I have time to bundle up and take it easy! Whew.
Realist: *hack hack hack* *sniffle* ~HWONK~ *sneeze* I defibitely deed sub medecibe. Abd baybee sub zoup. *hack*