The "problem with LJ": (Insert questionable, rather pompous-sounding bit about how we know NOOOTHING about one another over the net.) So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.
(I'm not gonna tell you to post this in your own LJ. If you think the results of this are interesting and feel like trying it, you will anyway. Who am I to give orders or conditions on what you put in your journal? Sheesh! ;)