On another note, Hotmail seems to be trying to prepare me for 10 years in the future.
Me: *Read Mail*
Hotmail: I'm BUUUSYYYYYY. *whine*
Me: *Delete Spam*
Hotmail: I don't WAAANAAAAAA. GAWWWWWWWD! *rolls eyes*
Me: *Refresh Inbox*
Hotmail: SHUT UP! I HATE YOU! I NEVER ASKED TO BE PROGRAMMED! *stomps into room, slams door*