Dear cafeteria: Please give some warning next time when you are switching to Ma Van Helsing's Ultra-Potent Garlic Pickle Spears instead of your usual wussy brand. Yes, they are very good in principle, but not A) as a complete surprise, and B) in immediate conjuncture with dill havarti and Mountain Dew.
It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited. A Tolkein-esque raiding party, to be precise. And someone told the Uruk-Hai there would be beer, and things are getting ugly.