Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes


Dear cafeteria: Please give some warning next time when you are switching to Ma Van Helsing's Ultra-Potent Garlic Pickle Spears instead of your usual wussy brand. Yes, they are very good in principle, but not A) as a complete surprise, and B) in immediate conjuncture with dill havarti and Mountain Dew.

It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited. A Tolkein-esque raiding party, to be precise. And someone told the Uruk-Hai there would be beer, and things are getting ugly.

I think the pickle has injured my brain.
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