Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes

Why You Will Never See Me Again

(a play in one acte)

Scene: A Cozie Computyr Roome, Late at Nyte.

Me: Ho! At long last have I vanquished Neverwinter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark! This being the final single-player expansion, my soul is freed from geeky compulsion until mine comerades complete their multiplayer campaign months hence!

Web Syte: My Lady, thou may'st wish to hie thee to mine downloads section, for to ensure thou'rt not in need of new files for thine group adventure, far distant.

Me: Indeed, O Syte. 'Tis both prudent and wise to prepare myself in advance, so as not to delay my dear companions in the future. Behold, I click!

Web Syte: *cackles most evilly*

Me: But pray, what is this? A strange sussuration beyond this next link, like unto a distant choir? Dost I hear mine own name called, so faint? *click*

Thousands of Incredibly Cool Absolutely Free Multi-Hour Mod Campaigns in Angelic Chorus: LAAAA!

Me: Oh, bugger.
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