Why You Will Never See Me Again
(a play in one acte)
Scene: A Cozie Computyr Roome, Late at Nyte.
Me: Ho! At long last have I vanquished Neverwinter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark! This being the final single-player expansion, my soul is freed from geeky compulsion until mine comerades complete their multiplayer campaign months hence!
Web Syte: My Lady, thou may'st wish to hie thee to mine downloads section, for to ensure thou'rt not in need of new files for thine group adventure, far distant.
Me: Indeed, O Syte. 'Tis both prudent and wise to prepare myself in advance, so as not to delay my dear companions in the future. Behold, I click!
Web Syte: *cackles most evilly*
Me: But pray, what is this? A strange sussuration beyond this next link, like unto a distant choir? Dost I hear mine own name called, so faint? *click*
Thousands of Incredibly Cool Absolutely Free Multi-Hour Mod Campaigns in Angelic Chorus: LAAAA!
Me: Oh, bugger.