Mel Hynes (takhisis) wrote,
Mel Hynes
takhisis

The horror!

I participate in consumer surveys now and again for upcoming products. It's a little extra cash, and I get to see some truly strange things. (I got to be one of the testers for Pepsi Blue. THAT was interesting.) We're forbidden to talk about the products before they're released, so I am giving zero defining details about the product I just saw a prospective commercial for, so all I can say is it's a bath-category product.

Now, I've shaken my head and sighed sadly at a lot of the old songs, and even new songs, that have been bought up and used for totally unrelated products over the years. But this one...

The theme from Edward Scissorhands. Danny Elfman. DANNY-SPANK-MY-ASS-AND-CALL-ME-A-MUSICAL-DEMIGOD-ELFMAN FOR CHRISSAKES! FOR FUCKING BATH AND SHOWER PRODUCTS!! AIIIAAAIIIAGHHHHH*&($@)%&!#^%&_!$!!! *thud*

I haven't made any audible noises, but my brain is emitting a high-pitched shriek of horror and outrage that probably has dogs howling all the way in Topeka.
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