J: "Wow. I never realized what a huge difference two inches makes, until I found out what I was missing!"
Me: "Congratulations! You know know what it's like to be a woman!"
J: "You just COULDN'T let that go by, could you? Nooooooo..."
Me: "Oh right, like you expected anything else? From ME?!"
Although it should be noted to anyone who doesn't know me well, I'm quite the opposite of a size queen. But I'm well-known for NEVER being able to pass up a straight line. *grin*