Quote of the century: "Oh, heavens, if they make it official that Chihuahuas aren't dogs, it would make my day," said Miami condominium owner Frances LaCroix. "I would finally have grounds to make Elsie Tabernathy get rid of her wretched little yapping pack of – rodents, did you say they were? Oh, that would be marvelous."
And pigeons?! BU-WAAAHAHAHAA!! *dies repeatedly*
ETA: Just in case, yes, this is a spoof. But a hilariously well-done one.